Writing for Commercials

Next term I am taking a writing for commercials class. People have said this means I'm preparing to sell out and abandon the art of writing.



See, the thing about art is that it can be anything. That's the whole point.

A Four-Legged Family Friend Died

Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices. This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog. ~George Gordon

RIP Kelti